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Title: The One Where Everything Would Be Fine If Zach Was A Little Bit Smarter
Pairing: Chris Pine/Zachary Quinto
Rating: Oh god, guys, I suck at ratings. There's some bad language here and no porn. I doubt there's anything you can't deal with. Although, if this turns out not to be the case, tell me and I'll warn for it.
Summary: Meet Zachary Quinto, actor and idiot.
Notes: This is the longest piece of fiction I have ever written. I sincerely doubt that it's much good, but I hope people like it anyway.
More Notes: Thank you so much to everyone who has read and commented on this fic - you guys have made me grin like a fool. By the time I came to post this I was beginning to wonder if it wasn't just... well, bit rubbish. But it's turned into the most popular thing I've ever written, and that - and your encouragement - has made me feel fantastic. So, once again, thank you!

Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Chapter Four
Chapter Five
Chapter Six
Chapter Seven
Chapter Eight

( After a day of interviews about the Star Trek sequel, Zach knocks on the door of Chris’ hotel room. )

Title: The One Where Everything Would Be Fine If Zach Was A Little Bit Smarter
Pairing: Chris Pine/Zachary Quinto
Rating: Oh god, guys, I suck at ratings. There's some bad language here and no porn. I doubt there's anything you can't deal with. Although, if this turns out not to be the case, tell me and I'll warn for it.
Summary: Meet Zachary Quinto, actor and idiot.
Notes: This is the longest piece of fiction I have ever written. I sincerely doubt that it's much good, but I hope people like it anyway.

Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Chapter Four
Chapter Five
Chapter Six
Chapter Seven



( Zach decides to call this phase one. It’s a start.  )

Title: The One Where Everything Would Be Fine If Zach Was A Little Bit Smarter
Pairing: Chris Pine/Zachary Quinto
Rating: Oh god, guys, I suck at ratings. There's some bad language here and no porn. I doubt there's anything you can't deal with. Although, if this turns out not to be the case, tell me and I'll warn for it.
Summary: Meet Zachary Quinto, actor and idiot.
Notes: This is the longest piece of fiction I have ever written. I sincerely doubt that it's much good, but I hope people like it anyway.

Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Chapter Four
Chapter Five
Chapter Six


( Somewhat randomly, it’s not Zoe who shows up on Zach’s doorstep the next day, but Joe. )

Title: The One Where Everything Would Be Fine If Zach Was A Little Bit Smarter
Pairing: Chris Pine/Zachary Quinto
Rating: Oh god, guys, I suck at ratings. There's some bad language here and no porn. I doubt there's anything you can't deal with. Although, if this turns out not to be the case, tell me and I'll warn for it.
Summary: Meet Zachary Quinto, actor and idiot.
Notes: This is the longest piece of fiction I have ever written. I sincerely doubt that it's much good, but I hope people like it anyway.

Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Chapter Four
Chapter Five



( They wait three whole dates before they have really good sex, and the morning after they lie sprawled on Zach’s bed debating pancakes versus waffles, neither of them making any move towards the kitchen.  )

Title: The One Where Everything Would Be Fine If Zach Was A Little Bit Smarter
Pairing: Chris Pine/Zachary Quinto
Rating: Oh god, guys, I suck at ratings. There's some bad language here and no porn. I doubt there's anything you can't deal with. Although, if this turns out not to be the case, tell me and I'll warn for it.
Summary: Meet Zachary Quinto, actor and idiot.
Notes: This is the longest piece of fiction I have ever written. I sincerely doubt that it's much good, but I hope people like it anyway.

Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Chapter Four

( George Takei sends roses to Zach’s house. )

Title: The One Where Everything Would Be Fine If Zach Was A Little Bit Smarter
Pairing: Chris Pine/Zachary Quinto
Rating: Oh god, guys, I suck at ratings. There's some bad language here and no porn. I doubt there's anything you can't deal with. Although, if this turns out not to be the case, tell me and I'll warn for it.
Summary: Meet Zachary Quinto, actor and idiot.
Notes: This is the longest piece of fiction I have ever written. I sincerely doubt that it's much good, but I hope people like it anyway.

Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three


( It’s the stupidest situation ever.  )Chapter Five

Title: The One Where Everything Would Be Fine If Zach Was A Little Bit Smarter
Pairing: Chris Pine/Zachary Quinto
Rating: Oh god, guys, I suck at ratings. There's some bad language here and no porn. I doubt there's anything you can't deal with. Although, if this turns out not to be the case, tell me and I'll warn for it.
Summary: Meet Zachary Quinto, actor and idiot.
Notes: This is the longest piece of fiction I have ever written. I sincerely doubt that it's much good, but I hope people like it anyway.

Chapter One

( Zach wants a drink. Several drinks. )

Title: The One Where Everything Would Be Fine If Zach Was A Little Bit Smarter
Pairing: Chris Pine/Zachary Quinto
Rating: Oh god, guys, I suck at ratings. There's some bad language here and no porn. I doubt there's anything you can't deal with. Although, if this turns out not to be the case, tell me and I'll warn for it.
Summary: Meet Zachary Quinto, actor and idiot.
Notes: This is the longest piece of fiction I have ever written. I sincerely doubt that it's much good, but I hope people like it anyway.


( “Friends don’t let friends mope alone.” )

This post is intended to get me through the 'wanting to punch Panic's FACES' phase.

FIRST: Ugly Betty. Loving it. Mostly cuz Marc and Amanda are ridiculous and awesome. But, btw, what happened to Marc/Cliff?

SECOND: Some fabulous people have written things for me in st_xi_kinkand trek_rpf_kinkI asked for oblivious!Captain Fine and got this little piece of awesome. Also wanted genius!Kirk and someone has started something pretty cool for me. I feel so lucky to have got such well-written replies!

THIRD: I wrote a couple of fics for trek_rpf_kink myself. Here's Discretion and the Best of Both Worlds, and Sex Tape. :D?

FOURTH: Everybody should be reading the Kirk/Spock fic 'Home' and all related thingies by Lanaea at ff.net.

FIFTH: Uh, I'm working on a multi-chaptered Pinto fic, which I'm pretty sure I'll actually finish and post. As for the Nightwish AU that no-one would read (featuring Tuomas Holopainen as a fairly rubbish pirate, Tarja Turunen as a damsel in distress, and sundry other fictionalised persons)... Well, I may never finish it, but might throw it at the internet in its current form anyway. Who knows?

*mumbles* Bloody Panic...

RYAN AND JON.

WHAT THE FUCK.

THIS HAPPENED TWO DAYS AGO AND I'M SO FAR OUT OF BANDOM NOW THAT I ONLY JUST HEARD.

*uncapslock*

No, srsly, though. What the fucking fuck.

So, nokomis305  posted pics of Gerard and Lyn-Z and Neil freakin' Gaiman and AFP, ALL IN ONE PLACE. AT A PARTY. TOGETHER.

This info has pretty much destroyed my brain. I don't know what to do with it. THEY DO THIS STUFF TO MAKE ME HAPPY, RIGHT? RIGHT??

ZQ, I love you. And I giggled uncontrollably at your unreasonably sexy reading of the Jim/Gaila scene. And your girl!voices and child!voices and growlyman!voices are lulzy and awesome. But your Scottish accent? Worst ever. Ever.

so: realisation. my old obsession with the lotr cast in general and orlando bloom in particular is EXACTLY LIKE my obsession with bandom (which might be waning atm, sniff) and my new obsession with star trek and its cast. this follows the realisation that actually i was in fandom (lotr again) before i even knew what fandom WAS, and comes as a result of my seeing trek rps compared to lotr rps, which has prompted me to go looking for some orlando/viggo.

*headdesk*

so, i got there eventually.

Today I got to walk out of school for the last time. Grinning like a simpleton, obviously. It was awesome. Life is good. I can now spend all day looking at pictures of ZQGQMF without feeling like I should be revising.

!!

Title Irritation
Pairing Spock/Uhura, Kirk/Spock/Uhura
Summary Spock’s primary emotion on meeting James Tiberius Kirk for the first time is irritation.
Warning(s) Uh, well, threesome? Mentions of sex, but nothing graphic. PG-13 again?
Notes I read a review that described Spock as 'hugely irritated', and my brain went, "That's perfect! Write the fic!"

( Irritation )

Bandit Lee Way. Srsly.

Carry on.

Love, Me

Title A Conversation
Pairing Spock/Uhura
Summary Kirk has something on his mind.
Rating Um... PG-13?
Disclaimer I don't own them.

( Read more... )

This is, after all, the OTP of the Gods.

Title Precedent
Pairing Spock/Uhura, pre Spock/Kirk
Summary Logic is not always the answer.
Rating Pfft, I don't know. No smut here. PG?
Disclaimer They really, really, really aren't mine.

( So there's precedent. )